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Stranger: m/f

Stranger: ?

You: YO YO YO WHAT UP HOMIE

Stranger: hi

You: YO SORRY MY CAPS LOCK BE BROKEN

Stranger: ok

You: WHAT IT DO

Stranger: m/f

You: WAT

You: I AINT NO MF

You: WHY U TRIPPIN

Stranger: boy/ girl

You: O SNAP

Stranger: male/female

You: I BE MALE

You: THIS COMPUTER IN THE BREAKE ROOM IS ALL BUSTE DUP

Stranger: wahaha

Stranger: where are you from

Stranger: im from the netherlands

You: YO IM FROM BLOCK K

You: IS TAHT IN FRANCE

Stranger: what

Stranger: the netherlands

Stranger: ?

You: WHERES THT

You: SIMON COWELL FROM THERE RIGHT

You: I SAW HIS bum ON TV

Stranger: ok

Stranger: how old are you

You: YO I 17 BUT THEY GOT ME UP IN THIS JAIL LIKE AN ADULT YOU KNOW

You: I AINT DO ****

Stranger: are you in kail

Stranger: *jail?

You: YEAH BUT I AINT DO ****

Stranger: ok i see

You: I GETS TO USE THE BRAKE ROOM COMPUTER BECAUSE I BE ON GOOD BEHAVIOR YOU KNOW

You: I WORK IN THA KITCHEN AND **** TOO YOU KNOW

You: THEM JOBS IS GOOD

Stranger: ok

You: I BUY ALL KINDS OF **** IN THE COMISARY

Stranger: i understand

You: YEAH ITS COOL

Stranger: why are you in jail

You: I DUNNO I AINT DO ****

Stranger: i see

You: I JUST STANDIN THERE THEN POLICE ALL UP IN MY FACE STEP ON MY NUTS AND LOCK MY **** UP

Stranger: ok

You: YEAH ITS SOME REAL **** U KNOW

You: BUT I GET OUT PRETTY SOON

Stranger: oh thats nice for you Log in to see images!

You: I FIND THAT **** WHO DIDNT PAY ME BACK FOR THEM BLUNTS

You: WHIP SOME **** bum GET MY MONIES

You: AN I’LL BE BACK IN BUSINESSS

Stranger: have she got youre money

Stranger: stolen?

You: SHE BETTER HANVE THEM MONIES CUZ I DONE GIVE HER THEM BLUNTS

You: SHE B

You: SIRGUHDNFKLM

You: FNO49EJRM

Stranger: is she youre girlfriend

You: HELLO WHO IS THIS

Stranger: im am enybody

You: HELLO

You: THIS IS OFFICER JACKSON WHO IS THIS

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