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SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

The Secret of the Island of Avalon

Once upon a time there was a small island
where many people lived together. Even I
remember the land that was full of magic.
Any man of any race or religion could walk
in the islands beauty and peacefulness.

"Happiness come to all!" said the magi.
They were important people in Avalon.

Fay the Doll shouted back at them
"Thank you! I hope you too are Happy"

Fay was outside doing her job
wich was dancing in her tutu.
She'd do a spin and a twist
whilst the birds would tweet.

But one day something happened.
Donbee the wisest of the magi
the look on is face was catatonic
Fay could tell he was incredibly sick
and for some reason he was toothless

"mai teef. they took away from miiiii"
said donbee who was obviously in pain

Poor donbee who did this to him
Fae thought. He looked so unhappy.

"there there. it's ok donb'"
suddenly from nowhere an emu
Fae and donbee heard a tweet.
A talking emu? W-hat?

"I know who stole the teeth. dohoho,
but first you must feed me a fish"

The emu gave Fae a wheel
to kill a small iguana
that went WWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
The wheel will make it dead

"Why should I make it dead?
I don't want to kill an I-"
"SILENCE. THE IGUANA IS MAGIC
AN IS THE TOOTH CROOK
SO THAT'S WHY TODAY IT DIES"

"Silly emu" said Fae "I
was like this when I was born"

silence went around them
the emu was a dummy

"then what about donb'?"
Donbee growled "buuuuuuu"
"My teeth are gone cause of a post
I did that people said it was ****.

The End

SanDyk edited this message on 04/19/2010 7:48PM
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