Thank you for keeping me up to date on the important issues but what about the gossip news how is Kate Gosselin’s hair looking, Tiger Woods mistresses any new ones come out of the shadows, any cows in the road, hows them earthquake people doing, and last would Michale Jackson still be dead if it wasnt for the fact that he was on hella drugs

I do nothing but watch the news at work the tv went out last week and the new one is on its way but im going crazy here i so lost on whats going on in the world