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Mazzon

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Level 37 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Obama fails as a president of the US for the following reasons:

1. He doesn’t hate muslims enough

2. He doesn’t hate fine upstanding member of societys enough

3. He doesn’t hate poor people enough

4. He doesn’t hate foreigners enough

5. He doesn’t hear the voice of God in his head urging him to kill.


And thou shalt be brought down, and shalt speak out of the ground, and thy speech shall be low out of the dust, and thy voice shall be, as of one that hath a familiar spirit, out of the ground, and thy speech shall whisper out of the dust.

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