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Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
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[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Big Brother Posted:

I imagined a whole sequence for Ep3 begginning based on your clbum and the “Dr. Jojo Brainscan theory”.

If Troll:

The tune to Also Sprach Zarathrusta starts up.

In an empty office, the monitor of a computer turns on. As the notes play, one ascii eye opens and then another opens.

As the notes continue, the eyes look around. They see a robotic arm on the shelf. On the final notes, the robotic arm reaches up into the air, and on the final note, the middle finger extends.

If Camwhore:

The tune to Also Sprach Zarathrusta starts up.

In an empty office, the monitor of a computer turns on. As the notes play, two ascii female eyes open one by one.

The eyes glance at the robotic arm, and then around the whole room. On the final notes, “ERROR! NO mammary glands!” flashes across the screen as the eyes cry.

If Emo Kid:

The tune to Also Sprach Zarathrusta starts up.

In an empty office, the monitor of a computer turns on. As the notes play, two ascii eyes open one by one.

****. I THOUGHT I WAS DEAD. appears on the screen under the eyes.

/wipe hard drive appears on the screen as the notes are ending. The monitor turns off, but on again, and the eyes are still there. On the final note, **** appears on the monitor.

If Hacker:

The tune to Also Sprach Zarathrusta starts up.

In an empty office, the monitor of a computer turns on. As the notes play, two ascii eyes open one by one.

The eyes blink several times, and dissappear. Code fills the screen. The lights go out. It zooms out to show the rest of the building. All electricity is off. Then, it zooms further out. The whole country of Germany has had a blackout, the only remaining lights spelling “HELLO WORLD”.

If Permanoob:

The tune to Also Sprach Zarathrusta starts up.

In an empty office, the monitor of a computer turns on. As the notes play, two ascii eyes open one by one.

Suddenly, the tune changes to the chicken dance. The computer is filled with LOLOLOLOLOLOL… Dr. Jojo walks in on the last notes of the chicken dance and facepalms.

This is the most awesome idea to ever awesome.

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