Okay, Hot Pho sent me a BP, and I have 5 extra, bringing the total prize pool up to 18 BP!

Prizes will be distributed as follows

Vageena Davis – 1 BP

Of all the zero/one line entries (and there were a lot, you lazy ****s), Vageena’s was probably the best.

1. I just want to hold you.
2. Wait, that’s boring.
3. I just want to fill you up with my great times.

BobTheSqueakyWeasel – 1 BP

Even with the slight detour from the original intent of this contest, Bob’s entry was hilarious.

1. I just want to hold you.
2. It’s not working out.
3. I’m just not attracted to you any more.
4. I’m sorry it had to end like this.
5. Hello, random girl at the club.
6. I just met you, and this might sound a bit forward but:
7. I just want to fill you up with my great times.

Teh Cezar – 1 BP

A hilarious entry, due to the contortionist nature of steps 3, 4 and 5.

1. I just want to hold you.
2. I want to lick your lower lips
3. **** you in the bum until your perineum gets bruised
4. While I tug on your nipples
5. Suck on your clit,
6. I just want to fill you up with my great times.

Sneaky27 – 3 BP

We loved the viking conquest line. We couldn’t not reward that.

1. I just want to hold you.
2. I want to lick your face.
3. I want to rip your clothes off like you were my viking conquest.
4. I want to tie you up and slowly caress every part of you.
5. I need to be inside of you.
6. I have to be inside of you.
7. I just want to fill you up with my great times.

Master_Troll – 12 BP

For perhaps the greatest imaginable mix of sexuality and hilarity.

1. I just want to hold you
2. I just want to hold you in the nude
3. I want to hold you and only you in this regard
4. I just want you to hold me likewise
5. I just want you to hold my male reproductive organ in your hands and mouth
6. Sucking it all until MAH BAWLS ARE FULL TA BURSTIN KIRSTY
7. I just want to snipe your virginity from MC Banhammer
8. I just want it to go inside and **** you senseless
9. I just want to **** you without a condom
10. I just want to fill you up with my great times