horsemale reproductive organ dot mpeg Posted:

I find the lack of semen very suspicious. I thought every surface in ET’s home would be covered.

It’s a known fact that Evil Trout had sexual intercourse with his video game many times. Guess he got good at cleaning the mess. We’re looking for traces of semen.

Dunatis Posted:

Are achievements stored online or on the XBOX itself? It may be possible that he went into hiding at a friend’s basement where he is working on COD: MW achievements.

Also we cannot look too far into this until he has been missing for at least 24 hours. When did the anonymous call come in?

We take prank calls very seriously, mr. Dunatis.

I know nothing about xbox Live but it’s on my firm beliefs that the achievements are stored online. We’re attempting to contact Microsoft in the attempts of reaching Evil Trout’s xbox live account so we can check his recent achievements.