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SuperSonic

Avatar: 148701 2010-01-03 11:24:25 -0500
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[WeChall]

Level 43 Hacker

“Backdoor Bob”

Here’s to the trout we all know to be Evil.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Folks, today is a special, special day! On the eighth day of sMarch, twenty-something years ago, Our Lord and Savior SATAN floated down to Earth from Hellven in order to, as he put it, “Stick my red-hot male reproductive organ in something.”

He splash-landed in the Milford Bay Trout Farm, whereupon he paddled about in the warm, fishy water for several moments. And then, as legend has it, along swam a female Rainbow Trout that was, in the divine words of The Dark One, “****able.”

And Satan did fornicate with the fish, in a fashion most anal. And lo, it was good.

Several months later, the trout prematurely bum-hatched a cluster of “deviled eggs,” one of which was to become Evil Trout: the Forumwarz creator and site moderator we all know and tolerate!

Folks, why not take this moment to show your appreciation for E.T. and all of his hard work? Wish him a “happy b-day,” give him some virtual birthday beats (knees to the groin preferably) and if you’re feeling generous, saddle on up to the Brownie Bar and buy him an E-Pint™! Much like Brazilian automobiles and collegiate date-enjoy, Forumwarz is fueled entirely by alcohol.

Happy b-day, Evil Trout!

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