Ricket Posted:

Premise

Imagine, if you will, that you’re a man having phone sex with a woman. That, gentle sir or madam, is the premise of this contest. In as few intermediate steps as possible, start from the phrase, ”I just want to hold you” and end with ”I just want to fill you up with my great times”. Each intermediate line should be something one would say during phone sex to get from “I want to hold you” to “I want to fill you up with my great times.”

Your Entry

To submit an entry, send a Tubmail to Hot Pho, then post in this thread with the phrase “male reproductive organS IN MY bum male reproductive organS IN MY bum OH LAWD male reproductive organS IN MY bum” somewhere in your reply. Do not post the content of your entry in this or any other thread. ENTRANTS THAT FAIL TO FOLLOW THESE RULES WILL BE DISQUALIFIED.

Steps that connect two separate ideas will be counted as two lines (eg. “I want to dress you in a furry suit and **** you with a water bottle”­). Entries should be formatted with each line numbered.

Judging

Entries will be judged by myself and Hot Pho based on number of steps (fewer the better) and effectiveness.

Entries will be allowed until 12 AM server time on March 12th, 2010.

The winner will be announced on or before March 15th and sent 12 BP.

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• Connect “I just want to hold you” to “I just want to fill you up with my great times” in as few intermediate lines as possible.
• Send your entry in a Tubmail to Hot Pho with each connective step numbered.
• Reply to this thread with “male reproductive organS IN MY bum male reproductive organS IN MY bum OH LAWD male reproductive organS IN MY bum”.
• Don’t post your entry in this thread or you’ll be disqualified.
• If we pick your entry, you’ll get 12 BP.