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1. Use the phrase ‘Gain a chi.’ in a sentence.
2. Find a corporate website that misuses the word their, they’re or there.
3. Can you reach the end?
4. Produce some form of evidence supporting the idea that Jesus would be good at basketball.
5. So, do you have a theory about who Jacob is?
6. Prove that Mahatma Ghandi is six degrees from Kevin Bacon.
7. Say you have a hole. 6 meters deep and 2 meters in diameter. At the bottom of the hole is a rather unfortunate frog. Each time the frog jumps he ascends 2 meters, but slides back 1 1/2 meters. How many jumps will it take to get out of the hole?
8. Coke or Pepsi?
9. Give one reason that YouTube is a communist plot.
10. Find a website that compares Jimmy Hoffa, Ronald McDonald, George Bush (Jr. or Sr.) or Jesus Jones (the band) to Adolf Hitler.
11. Speaking of which, what is Jesus Jones up to?
12. Learn the secret code word / phrase.
13. There is a land and in this land all knights tell the truth and all knaves lie. One day there was a great excitement in the land, because it was known that a spy had entered from another land. The spy was neither a knight nor a knave; he sometimes told the truth and sometimes lied – he always did what most suited his convenience. It was known that the spy was living with two other inhabitants and that one of them was a knight and the other a knave. The officers of the land arrested all three one day but didn’t know which was the knight, which was the knave and which was the spy. Let us call these three A, B, and C because I can’t be bumed to come up with good names and don’t feel like becoming personally involved – this sense of detachment is prevalent on the internet and shouldn’t surprise you at all. At the interrogation, A claimed that C was a knave, and B claimed that A was a knight. Then C was asked what he was, and C replied, “I am the spy.”
Which one was the knight, which one the knave and which one the spy?
14. Find a photograph of a bald, bearded man in a blue dress wearing white shoes. (Any nudity disqualifies you, I’m totally serious.)
15. Get swine’s stamp of approval.
16. Please give a good recipe for monkey.
17. Find a photograph of a cake that says, ‘Happy Birthday Claude.’
18. How many elephants are in the continental United States?
19. The next spy who entered the land (see number 13 for details on this very awesome land) was far more clever. He was arrested one day with two others, one of whom was a knight and the other a knave. The case was brought to trial. The court knew that one was a knight, one was a knave and one was a spy, but the court didn’t know who was which. Again we call the three defendants A, B and C. First A said, “I am not a spy.” Then B said, “I am a spy.” Then C was asked, “Is B really a spy?”
Now it so happened that C was the spy. Being a spy, he can either lie or tell the truth as he chooses. Well, he did the foxiest thing possible and answered in such a way as not to convict himself. What did he answer?
20. Name or link to two Forumwarz members who also claim that they are “Not a spy.”
21. Find a photo of a person or people chewing tin foil.
22. Bearded ladies or Fiji mermaids?
23. Is being hidden by Illuminati.
24. Do you think Elvis is alive? Give reasons supporting your position.
25. In 30 words or less give a good argument as to why people should riot in the streets on January 8th.
26. Does former NBA star Clifford Robinson give autographs?
27. Provide a link to a post made prior to this contest with this image.
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28. Provide instructions for proper garnish placement.
29. True or false? This statement is false.
30. Link to the original post that contains this phrase: Of course it was all worth it.
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32. Whenever Mickey is asleep, everything he believes is wrong. In other words, everything Mickey believes in his sleep is false. On the other hand, everything he believes while he is awake is true. Last night at midnight, Mickey believed that both he and Sylvia (his lady love) were asleep at that time. Was Sylvia asleep or awake at the time?
33. Find a technical diagram for a Toshiba G7 drive.
35. Name a movie that uses the phrase, ‘Bobs your uncle.’
36. Contact the head of the Mafiosi to gain the secret image.
37.
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