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Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
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[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Chaotic Evil – Unlocks JewRaffeBot

For your killing blow, you bash the keyboard with your helmet, a final act of retardation to shatter the fragile defense mechanisms of the world’s most sophisticated mind.

In doing so, you destroy Shallow Esophagus, the unimaginably brilliant artificial intelligence. This also destroys a ton of progress; in fact, that one bumon-click actually knocks out the Internet all over the world. Millions of sites, networks and gateways across the globe are disabled in one fell swoop.

There’s chaos, confusion, panic — companies, governments and individuals who were relying on networks had no idea how badly they depended on it, and the damage that would be caused without it.

Whole cities, states, even some countries are plunged into darkness. Hospitals, sanitation facilities, security systems — worldwide, they’ve been shut off, leading to untold injuries and deaths. For a few terrifying nights, places like Switzerland start to resemble Somalia. Could Shallow have really predicted all this?

And as these systems and databases slowly start to come back online — those that haven’t been completely wiped clean have become badly corrupted. Like a mbumive, destructive virus coursing through the global internet, your attack caused permanent, unrecoverable damage. Some pundits estimate that about 35% of the world’s knowledge was destroyed overnight.

The result? Trillions of dollars lost, mbumive unemployment worldwide, and a general decline in the quality of life in every place that benefited from information technology.

As an internet freelancer, you are personally hit pretty hard. Without any marketable “skills” to speak of in this new disaster economy, and wracked with guilt over what you caused, you take the same route as too many net-savvy folks from your generation: Euthanides.

And through all this, there’s one irony that you’ll never get to fully appreciate. Unlike yourself — though bruised, beaten and broken — Shallow Esophagus managed to survive it all. And it’s somewhere out there, reveling in the chaos that you helped unleash on the world.

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