The Hacker’s moar file seemed pretty easy to get too, but the items you got to choose for it were all useless and worse than the Master Ball. But according to http://forumwarz.com/discussions/view/47682-spoiler-slappy-scrunt Emo Kids get a pretty damn good item.

No one knows what the Permanoobs get yet. I’m 2 pieces away myself (I advise never attacking the forum unless there are 12 threads, and Luck doesn’t seem to do anything), but have held off on it for a while. The thing is, just about every item designed for Permanoobs gives nothing but useless tiny Ego boosts, so I worry that this’ll follow the same pattern.