Here’s another one. I hope you people appreciate what I’m doing for you. I ain’t made of **** you know.

I offer way better prices than Aldo. So I hope all of you likes the items I sell to you. Or you could be a bunch of male reproductive organs and not even send me a thank you note. Each of you needs to write “Thank you Sandy” in his tubmail and send it to me. Making all of these diapers makes my bum very parched.