‘m the only gay eskimo

I’m the only one I know

I’m the only gay eskimo

In my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka

But all I wanna do is get into his parka

I’m the only gay eskimo

In my tribe

Well .. me an Nukfluckchuckbuck, we both like blubber

But me I’ve got this crazy fetish for rubber

I’m the only gay eskimo

In my tribe

(chika shhh… chika shhhh…Log in to see images!

I made a wish on the northern lights

That I could find a decent pair of whale skin tights

I’m the only gay eskimo

In my tribe

And the seals they sing now

*seal noises*

These cold winter nights are taking their toll

I even get excited when I see the north pole

*See the north pole*

I’m the only gay eskimo

I’m the only one I know

I’m the only gay eskimo

In my tribe

Like the proclaimers!

I’m the only gay eskimo

I’m the only one I know

I’m the only gay eskimo

In my tribe

Like Bob Dylan!

I’m the only gay eskimo

I’m the only one I know

I’m the only gay eskimo

Like Rick Ocasek from the Cars

I’m the only gay eskimo

I’m the only one I know

I’m the only gay eskimo

and he used to be mi-i-i-i-ine

Like Oasis

Im the only gay eskimo

(start fighting)

Like Van Morrison

(slurred)

Im the only gay eskimo

I aint seen it coming on a ski…..

Jesus Christs fits in ther somehow as well

and the crack was good

Im the only gay eskimo

Im the only one i know

Im the only gay eskimo

in my tribe.