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Wos gebt’s, male reproductive organ? You muscht give help!

Mine Deitsch horses, they do not vant to be eating! I kennt the Diebel had gotten into them, so I did; now, I am not so schure.

Faddah in Himmel! Ewer since mine nephew brought home his electrisch maker of light from the city, the horses schtay awake all night, making neighingsch unt not sleeping. Please, find a solution before the horses schtarve!


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