Good morning. In less than a month, ForumWarriors from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest mbum pwning in the history of the Internet.

”Internet.” That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the Canadian Boxing Day, and you will once again be paying for a Canadian’s X-Box… Not for a PS3, or a Nintendo Wii… that last one would require too much physical activity.

We are pwning for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, Boxing Day will no longer be known as a Canadian holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: “We will not go quietly into the night!” We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to pwn on! We’re going to survive! Today we celebrate our Pre-Order Day!