For two (count em, 2) BP, you must get banned for a post in this thread. The ban length has to be a minimum of a week, but if it’s more then more power to you. A legit ban is preferred, as joke bans are just stealing my hard earned brownie points. That being said, you also cannot be unbanned early. That ruins the point of having a week long ban and will cause me to murder some poor innocent soul.

Permabans count as well. This is a first come first serve contest. I will send you the BP upon seeing your offending post in this thread + ban length. If you get unbanned, I swear to god I will ****ing cut you alert someone that my BP was swindled from me and hopefully get it back. I say hopefully only because of the questionable customer service. Regardless, if this happens, I will reopen the contest or give it to a runner up if there is one available.