Long Version:

I have a rather strong urge to experience the joy of episode 2, and perhaps someday episode 3. Unfortunately, I do not experience the joy of owning bp, thus conflicting my urge to play episode 2. If there is anyone who would like to help me out of this predicament, your help would be most appreciated.

Short Version:

I can haz bp?

Haiku version

Bob would like bp

perhaps you could give him some

then he would love you

Limerick Version

There once was a man named Bob

Who worked at a low-paying job

Barely able to pay the bills

He looked for a few cheap thrills

After playing through episode one

he found he wasn’t quite done

without any bp, he’s unable to pay

and hopes you can help him go on his way.