Code:

♥ – basic feels
♥♥ – oral sex
♥♥♥ – penetrative sexual intercourse
♣ – freaky ****

• Aldo_Anything ♣ – certainly lives up to his name
• The Baroness ♥♥♥ – couldn’t get her off until she busted out “The Jackhammer”
• Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 ♥♥ – boring; idea of foreplay is telling me how awesome Forumwarz is
• elenaratelimit ♥ – literally frigid; couldn’t crack it open with a shucking knife
• FAIL ♥ — he sure did Log in to see images!

• Fie ♥♥♥ — cried a lot
• Fortunato ♣ – can’t believe he stuck his whole forehead up there!
• Fran ♥♥ – nationality is definitely the only thing “Brazilian” about this chick
• Fingerz ♣ – man am I regretting that one
• MC Banhammer ♥♥♥ – turns out “Kid Banhammer” is what he nicknames his male reproductive organ
• quangntenemy ♥♥♥ – makes a convincing ladyboy; awkward moment while trying to call out his name
• Ricket ♥♥ – virgin; said he’s saving self for Evil Trout
• Shii ♥♥♥ – surprisingly gentle until I got jizz on his fursuit; could’ve done without the post-coital bible lecture
• scully ♣ – strictly into rough stuff; was NOT expecting that monster-sized male reproductive organ
• was ♥ – only managed to grab one man-boob; triple dose of roofies still couldn’t knock the ****er out