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PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
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You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

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Look at this diagram closely. See how the lines crisscross? It’s no doubt that Bingebot would find such a design pleasing to the eye. The geometric shapes and dull colors elevate this from theory to fact. I posit that Bingebot saw this diagram printed onto a heavy poster board. He most likely folded it up as small as he could and swallowed it, having devolved past chewing.

As the poster board was sliding visibly down his throat, the board began to unfold in his throat. For a brief moment, you could see the entire comical outline of the diagram pressing and expanding the skin of his throat and neck. Seconds later, the board completely broke through the skin, completely severing Bingebot’s head in a spray of blood.

Look like someone’s eyes were a little bit bigger than his tummy and/or esophagus.

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