kraigu Posted:

If only you had a *computing* device to help you in this task!

We could call this device a *number changing machine*.

It would revolutionize life as we know it!

I hypothesize that one day, somebody will use a *number changing machine* to invent a novel method of communication that will allow people worldwide to make fun of one another. We could call these people *griffons*, a fantastic animal.

tl;dr: yay, I have 15 times more beeps now than I used to!

You my good man speak of nothing less than witchcraft and I call for you to be burnt at the stake for your heresy!