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#1. My biggest wish would be for the ability to shapeshift and to know how to do it properly without ****ing myself up. And I don’t mean some kind of woman's genitals shapeshifting like Mystique where it’s all superficial, I’m talking right down to the quark level (or string depending on your Physics theories) so that I could become anything.
At this point I have immortality, pretty much all the power I could desire and the ability to create life. I would be able to shapeshift a siamese twin. For ****s and giggles let’s say this twin is… Mr Ed, and he does actually talk and have a proper sentient mind to go with it. (I’m a materialist so a soul/all intellect is in the brain IMHO) Then I could ride him around and hit on chicks with him. Until I remembered I could clone Angelina Jolie and have sex with that before wondering if that was incest or masturbation…
I could clone myself in case of accidental death or just to play multiplayer games with. All this wish needs to make it complete are 2 things…
#2. An infinite source of energy and material with which to grow. Works best if it appears out of thin air because I can’t just grow 50ft tall without the atoms to do so.
#3. Knowledge of everything. And I mean EVERYTHING!!! With this I could make sure I don’t **** up anything in the long term, such as accidentally destroying my consciousness and preventing my own accidental death. But this would get boring fast… Luckily I know how to forget everything as well, but keep the knowledge of how to get it all back when I want to. Because of course I would know how to do all that, I would know everything after all.
Once I have these 3 things I could easily work on making life simply awesome for everybody, especially the knowing everything part.
Cold fusion anyone?
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