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Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
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Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

This game is highly provocative, of course. Despite I appear to be a racist, if the final goal is to repopulate the Earth, then I’d have to pick the most viable specimen for the sake of science.

First draft (minus everyone with serious health problems and genetic problems):

1) Mr. Franklin: African black male, age 37, who went to law school, graduating successfully. Is a former Muslim converted to Christian Baptist, and practices his faith regularly. Is an avid smoker, who smokes 20 cigs a day. Is married, with one child.

2) Mrs. Franklin: Swedish white female, age 35, who is a part-time secretary for a large company. Quiet, keeps to herself. Non-practicing Christian Baptist. Is married, has one child.

4) James Vitrono: Italian white male, age 33, a used-car salesman. Outstanding cook; good with kids. Divorced twice, never graduated college. Roman Catholic.

6) Vanessa Rodriguez: Dominican female, age 21. Ex-child prostitute who now helps women get off the street. Devoted Roman Catholic. Friendly, but slightly overweight.

8) Mbumaga Linn: Japanese male, age 23, organic food store clerk. Member of green party; above average experience with gardening. Political anarchist and an atheist. Unmarried.

9) Adam Li: Chinese male, age 30, engaged. Quiet personality, is a cook for local oriental restaurant, studying culinary arts. Practices Buddhism faithfully.

10) Susan Cho: Chinese female, age 28, engaged to Adam Li. Slightly snobbish; comes from money. Practices Taoism half-heartedly; is good with children.

11) Amy Youngston: English female, age 17, gothic personality. Raised Roman Catholic, converted to Atheism. Wants to be a clothing designer.

14) Juli Mohammed: Saudi female, age 16. American patriot; vegetarian. Practices Islam half-heartedly.

18) Mike Preston: French white male, age 39, technology fiend. Loves books and artwork; outstanding computer programmer and gifted intelligence. Left-wing politics and agnostic. Single.

Second draft: minus smoker (almost too old, possible death from lung cancer until fertilizing enough woman), minus ex-prostitute (possible STDs + less possibility for pregnancy):

Mrs. Franklin, James Vitrono, Mbumaga Linn, Adam Li, Susan Cho, Amy Youngston, Juli Mohammed, Mike Preston

Man/Woman ratio: 4/4

Political thoughts are obviously irrelevant. Religion is irrelevant too since they’ll have more pressing matters. Engagement doesn’t matter as well, since self-preservation instinct is prevalent.

Inconnu edited this message on 11/05/2009 12:39AM
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