Sorry Fie darling but your statement is inaccurate as you forget that you were too much of a scared little pansy bumed **** to stick your bone in me.

Religion: An outdated ideal for the weak minded who must relay on the promise of a ‘greater good’ to justify the complete and utter **** that is their real life.

Politics: American politics is a quagmire of fear mongering and self righteous bumhats. Of course most Americans have their head so far up their **** encrusted lard shoots that they are completely oblivious to the carnal enjoy job that’s being done. Bend over, insert male reproductive organ, stick burger in mouth and say yes please can I have another?

Best Browser: They’re all ****.