CrinkzPipe Posted:

”Today, I was pulled over for going 17 mph over the speed limit. The cop was asking me routine questions about what might be in my car, and when he asked me if I had any weapons I informed him that I had two Nerf swords in my trunk. The police officer laughed, and proceeded to challenge me to a duel for the ticket. Guess who got off with a warning? MLIA.”

Site lies, that dues life is awesome.

Yeah, somewhere along the way it went from “I managed to make toast today” to “everyone is in high school and posts about things that they wish their teacher would do.” Totally amuses me, but not what I thought the site was about when I started following it. Log in to see images!