I’m a relative newfabulous person. I long ago accepted that I will never have a peen to rival that of most of my fellow Apprenti, to say nothing of some of the other regulars, and that no matter which new peens are created for me to get to lengthen my tool, I’ll always be lesser because they started before me.

I guess I could cry about how unfair it is that I can’t ever catch up, but that’s the way life is. Early adopters get privileges that us latecomers don’t, and that’s that.

Voted no.