Pistachio or no pistachio after 100, I’d like to see some peen. As a late-comer to FWz, my list of attainable peens is dwindling, and they give me a false sense of accomplishment that fills the void in my soul.

I know all the vets will just gain the same amount of hymen-smashing length as I, but new goals and benchmarks in any game are almost always a good thing.

“Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.”