So it was a full moon, and ChilePepino was in Vietnam together with Claine to enjoy the Moon Festival together.

While they were having dinner in the streets of Hue, a group of children in strange costumes approached them. Turned out they wanted to welcome the foreign strangers with a show of lion dance.

The swift movements of the lions really captured their minds, and in an instant, they found themselves following the teenage lion dancers atop a windy hill. Up above the sky, the moon was shining brighter than ever, and under the moonlight, they were terrified to discover the situation they were in.

Standing in front of them were two big, scary-looking lions. Not the lion costumes, but real lions, with long tongues, staring at them. The children controlling them already disappeared, or maybe they weren’t there to begin with. And before they could do anything, the lions jumped at them. One lion ate Claine right away, while the other was playing with ChilePepino a little more.

On the verge of death, an idea suddenly popped out of ChilePepino’s mind. “The lion has a long, fierce tongue. Let’s try this!”

“Huge monstrous male reproductive organ of justice, I summon you!” shouted ChilePepino, and in the flick of an eye, his new giant weapon popped out of his pants. Instantly, the lion dropped on his knees and started to lick ChilePepino’s male reproductive organ pbumionately with his fierce tongue. Shortly after that, the other lion joined his comrade. Things kept going like that for a long while, and finally, tired to death, ChilePepino fell into a chaotic dream.

Came into consciousness the next morning, ChilePepino found himself in a warm and peaceful room. Apparently the villagers found him naked with his male reproductive organ bitten away by a mysterious creature, two sets of lion skins, and the remaining of his friend Claine. Hastily, ChilePepino burned everything to ashes, and returned to his country, never daring to come back ever again.