Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Hey guys,

So, this petition makes a lot of sense, and we would gladly honor it if we were to retroactively distribute Peens according to the same scheme I used this season. However, that’s not how the ranking was supposed to work.

As BB2 points out, we should be using “Standard Competition Ranking” or a “1-2-2-4-5-5-5-8-8” scheme. What I mistakenly used is known as “Dense Ranking” or “1-2-2-3-4-4-4-5-5” strategy (see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranking) which is inappropriate for this game.

As BB2 says: “The game is called ‘Domination’ after all…not ‘Let’s All Tie and Win Together.”

It was my mistake and I’m sorry for that. All the first-place winners will still get the Dungeonmaster Peen, but the second- and third-place winners will now receive The Gimp. For what it’s worth, this should have a very small effect on your overall Peen length.

Once again, sorry for the ****-up. I take full responsibility and expect it will haunt me for the rest of the afternoon. I’ll understand if you want to prank my custom title to reflect this oversight.

Amasius, you realise that I am now obligated to murder you, right?