I know it’s just a game, suspend disbelief, whatever… but I was thinking about this the other day and there’s just absolutely not one iota of logical explanation to it.

Namely, who are these people sending you bicycles and Venus Demilo statues? How do they know even pwned a forum – all the members of the forum were “attacking” you – so how do they even know? And if they know, why would they care? I can not see any possible reason, like a person is just going to constantly lurk in some forum and be like “Oh, I hate this forum! I wish a troll would come along and pwn it!” Nobody would even lurk in a forum unless they were actually interested in reading it and liked it. Camwhores would be the one clbum I could see where it makes sense, just because guys go very special over girls on the internet, but it wouldn’t even be about the forum; it’d just be because he saw her pics and got a crush on the girl.