MC Banhammer Posted:

And in case it isn’t apparent yet, I’m just trying to poke holes in everyone’s arguments. Unless I can find a solid, convincing, shatter-proof argument, I’m going to stick with my beliefs.

(And I don’t honestly expect to find such an argument, especially on Forumwarz of all places)

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I believe a giant cosmic Eagle shat out all the different iterations of the “universe” and that red shift is being caused because our “universe” is in a bubble that is forming in one of the **** piles as it’s being heated by a multi-dimensional megastar. Oh and the Eagle eats old **** once it’s thoroughly baked by the megastar thats how it gets nutrients to **** out more universes.

Where did the Eagle come from? Irrelevant. For me it’s all about the Eagles and digestive tracts.

truth is staring you in the face bro.

Question to all the atheists out there. Why are many of you so fervent in trying to disprove God? If you are right, there will be no “told you so” moment. If you really completely know that there is no God, why waste your time and your breath?

If your answer is “because we know we’re right” or “because believing in God is stupid” please go watch pale blue dot.