If you post “I promise not to send the contents of the tubmail Fie sends me to anybody else” in this thread I may, if I choose to do so, send you a super secret tubmail whose contents will not be disclosed, but are highly hilarious in nature. (Though not bannable, I bumure you moderators. Should a mod wish to see the contents of this tubmail, I will be happy to provide. ) Be aware that by posting the aforementioned you fall under a toxx clause, and revealing the contents of the tubmail count as a toxx violation.

edit: no more tub mails will be sent. This iteration is finished. Another thread of a similar nature will be posted in the future.