wtfmcnuggets Posted:

am i pregnant? Log in to see images!

gemini

Do you have absent-minded professor syndrome? Fear not, it is common amongst our kind. It is difficult to focus on the mundane when the arcane runs itself up the spine to touch our very souls. Still, you seem to be fairly well-grounded. The waters of fate are calm around you, yet are you mature enough to handle more responsibility? Are you firm enough to dictate your whims to an offspring?

The cards do not seem to indicate that you are, indeed, pregnant. However, you should have luck with this soon. You may settle down quite well as long as you carefully plan your life. But are you concerned about your lifemate abandoning you? It seems any apprehensions will pbum within a year. If you’ve been trying to become pregnant, that is the root of your feelings. Don’t give up, for the stars look upon your endeavor favorably. Please redress their benevolence by naming your son Astron.

Fie Posted:

what will your prediction for me be?

It will be that you learn to follow instructions, young man!