Recently there have been a lot of posts about how trolls are weaker than other clbumes. Well, I figured out how to get us, if not on par with the other clbumes, at least stronger than we are now.

First of all, level a re-re up to at least level 8. Once you get to 8, talk to Haxlrose to reset your upgrade points, and then buy only the two Cute Fuzzy Animal attacks. Then change your clbum to troll, and spend points as you desire. Tada! You now have Caturday and Hamster Parade, powerful attacks that cost no Douchebaggery to use!