bumfabulous person Posted:

I was bored so I thought I would talk to some friends.. Then I realized that I have no friends! D: Not here OR in real life.. Even losers have other loser friends. What about me? WHAT ABOUT ME?! I thought having an injury (broken jaw, wired shut) would help get some sympathetic friends somewhere, but all it did was give me an excuse to sit at home and get fatter and loser-ier. I can’t even masturbate anymore, I am so sad!

What should I do guys? I am too much of a fabulous person to kill myself, so thats out of the question.. Should I just go around offering free bj’s for friendship? Last time I tried that I just got herpes, but that doesn’t mean it can’t work this time, right? Right? Wait, I can’t give bj’s for 4 more weeks.. ****!

Please help, or I will have to make more long boring posts because no one cares about me and I need attention before I cry some more….....

In return for your attention, I will post pictures of myself for other fabulous persons like myself to fap to. Even creeps like skyman need new material to stimulate themselves. Or you can just laugh at my situation and my physical appearance.

I am trying very hard to not say “Go outside”...