Lord enjoy Posted:

To The Good Good Sirs It May Concern,

I Must – As Is My Duty As A Christian And A Scholar – Bring To Your Attention This Great Injustice Which I Hath Witnessed. Forsooth, Yonder fabulous persones Known To Man As The Knightes Of Lole Hath Taken By Force In A Most Ignoble Way The Holiest And Most Coveted Of All Things. The Klan E-Peen. Yes, ‘Tis True! Whilst These Whoresons Did Indeed Procure The Aforementioned ‘Peen In Ways In Accordance With The Mechanisms Of This Game (As The Lord Himself Did Create Them) They Methodology With Which They Did This Deed Is Most Bastardly. Denizens Of This Game I Compel You To Stand Up To This Blasphemy For I Fear I Cannot Bear It Any Longer And ‘Twill Destroy The Very Fabric, Delicate As It May Be, Of This Game, Which I Hold So Dearly And Close To My Heart Of Hearts. I Beg Of You, Make Haste In Your Actions For This Offense Is A Veritable Crime Against Nature And May Be Likened To Spitting In The Eye Of God Himself. Nay, This Comparison Does Not Embody The Vileness Of The Act. Oh, I Pray That The Crime Were To Have Been So Trivial, But ‘Tis Far Worse.

Yours Rapely,

Lord enjoy

Forsooth, Thou Art as a Flaming Homosexual of Yore.