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Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

NawtyFish Posted:

I still have 54 seconds of my epic sorcererness left, so I cast Vengeful Gaze of God on said dragon.

I don’t wanna roll 305d6, so could you?

sure, you do exactly 1067.5 points of damage. His mother felt that one. Unfortunately, your good friend Ahab died in the explosion. Which brings us to the moral of our story: Revenge is a dish best served with fava beans.Log in to see images!

*Congratulations! The party earns 30,000 xp! More if you have mammary glands to show me!*

That’s it people, I have to go to bed. Hope you had fun, next time I’ll be more serious.

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