Imagine this: Customizable user profiles. Every user profile could be like a MySpace page. We could have glitter text, or animated dancing babies. We could post up cool pics if we have friends or more likely our pets. I’d love people to click on my profile and hear ToasterCar.midi and I’d love to leave a pic of the tree branch that nearly fell on my car today for all my Forumz friends to see! I’d also like to hear updates about their daily lives and what they’re having for dinner tonight.

“Now, leetlol,” you might say, “this is all very stupid and you’re stupid.” But you’d be wrong! This website is a site that is a parody of all other sites, and the clean-looking user profiles we currently have do not reflect the horrors we are trying to emulate. Even if we can’t be afforded total freedom of expression, I would like to at least be able to post up some pictures, change the text, and change the wallpaper. Thanks be to Fie for the suggestion, keep ‘em coming guys.