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FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

EVERYONE THINKS THAT I LEFT THIS ****TY GAME

Some of the feedback for my Guide to the Klans stated that it wasn’t a big help to find out what klan you should apply for. Therefore I decided to launch a quiz that makes it possible to discover the Forumwarz klan world in a more interactive way. Just start with line number 1 and continue to the line that fits your answer – until you hit a result (e.g. if you answer the first question with YES, continue with line number 20, otherwise move on to line number 2).

1. Do you have aids? YES: 20 // NO: 2

2. Are you Raepdog? YES: 51 // NO: 3

3. Are you an illegal iRAWR alt? YES: 39 // NO: 4

4. Do you consider yourself an internet entrepreneur? YES: 54 // NO: 5

5. Are you a very hot chick who enjoys her femininity? YES: 37 // NO: 6

6. Are you registered on Forumwarz for more than six months? YES: 16 // NO: 7

7. Do you still play the game? YES: 8 // NO: 14

8. Have you reached Level 35? YES: 9 // NO: 20

9. Do you regularly play INCIT? YES: 10 // NO: 11

10. Are you one of the best and least pathetic INCIT players? YES: 46 // NO: 20

11. Do you regularly play Domination? YES: 14 // NO: 12

12. Do you regularly frequent 4chan? YES: 20 // NO: 13

13. Are you sexy? YES: 32 // NO: 15

14. Is your iq above average? YES: 27 // NO: 49

15. Do you enjoy playing Forumwarz? YES: 17 // NO: 28

16. Do you still play the game? YES: 18 // NO: 17

17. Do people usually read your posts on Flamebate? YES: 28 // NO: 20

18. Have you been a reject at school? YES: 20 // NO: 19

19. Do you play INCIT? YES: 10 // NO: 26

20. Are your parents brother and sister? YES: 48 // NO: 21

21. Did you ever have sex? YES: 50 // NO: 49

22. Do you have the Jingjing E-Peen? YES: 47 // NO: 23

23. Do you like to ‘fine upstanding member of society’? YES: 52 // NO: 24

24. Do you even give a **** about klans? YES: 26 // NO: 25

25. Would you like to be in a klan nonetheless? YES: 36 // NO: 55

26. Is Domination the most important aspect of Forumwarz for you? YES: 27 // NO: 28

27. Should everybody to want to see you fail? YES: 43 // NO: 44

28. Do most people fear you? YES: 29 // NO: 30

29. Are you active? YES: 39 // NO: 42

30. Do you prefer sophisticated klans over down-to-earth klans? YES: 31 // NO: 38

31. Are you sexy? YES: 32 // NO: 33

32. Do you like to get drunk? YES: 37 // NO: 40

33. Do you want to be in a klan with people who actively play Forumwarz? YES: 41 // NO: 34

34. Are you homosexual and/or handicapped? YES: 54 // NO: 35

35. Do you have the Jingjing E-Peen? YES: 47 // NO: 36

36. Do you like dragons? YES: 45 // NO: 49

37. Result: Apply for Grey Goose Mafiosi.

38. Result: Apply for Backdoor Amigos.

39. Result: Apply for **** YOU.

40. Result: Apply for Full of SbumSS or Full of SEXY.

41. Result: Apply for Brainfreeze.

42. Result: Apply for Team Shortbus.

43. Result: Apply for Board of Directors.

44. Result: Apply for Good Omens.

45. Result: Apply for 7 VIBRATING DOLDOES.

46. Result: Apply for 70 Character Storytellers.

47. Result: Apply for Jingjing.

48. Result: Apply for Troll Ambiance Mafiosi.

49. Result: Apply for WeChall.

50. Result: Apply for pizza party.

51. Result: Apply for Raepdog and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Alts.

52. Result: Apply for fine upstanding member of society.

53. Result: Apply for The Flamers of Loathing.

54. Result: Apply for Crotch Zombie Productions.

55. Result: Don’t apply for any klans.

FalCoN edited this message on 07/22/2009 9:28PM
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