Dr Fiekenstein Posted:
Ze Prahpozal:
It eez mahy sincere pleazure to bring you as ze offical head of ze Forumvars Science Depahtment ah rewoloutionahry inwention: Ze Rapmawsta 5000. Zis dewice, product of my explorahshun of ze field of zlavic hyeyperzubtlety, is cahpullable of bezting even ze mightezt of ze freeztylers through a zecret tew be pahtanted procezz! To prowe ze evectiveness of zis inwention I vould like to challyenge any of ze partizipantz of the Forumvars Rap Battle to face off ahgeenst zis mawchine!
Ze moduz operahndi:
Ze firzt three uzerz to accept zis challange and bezt my crerazion will receive ze prize of 1 brownie point each and ze recognition of ze Forumvars Zcience community! Winnah is determined by ze crowd — whoever getz ze most pozts declaring zem a ze winner in ze showdown thread takez home ze prize.
Each zhowdown, az ze Forumvars Rap Battle, vill take plaze in itz own thread. Each contezt is a minimum of three rapz per partizipant. If ze uzer wizhez to continue past zis, he may zend me a tubmail zo I mail calibrate ze machine properly. When a rap ez done I will declare eet, and zen ze crowd may woice zemzelves. Contezt beginz when all three rapperz are zelected.
Ze gauntlet iz thrown down!!!
taughs claus!