Caylix Posted:
Umm, just joined this game – found it ****ing around on 4chan archive or something I think. Thought it would be gay, so far I’m right. I sexed up some chicken feather egg humping old guy in a mission and I have a gay guy that would blow me…too bad I have a woman's genitals. His plan is made of fail.
I’m new. Don’t really know wtf I’m doing, but I’m betting it’d be a lot less gay if I have some ****ers to talk to. I’m pretty much looking for a klan/guild/club/group/etc that is laid back. By laid back, I mean that you’re not sensitive ****tards. Experience in knowing the re-re game WoW and the even worse 4chan might be a plus (?); I am obviously not a high lvl – but I’ll be worth your while in e-blowjobs and sending ancient feather porn.
Pros to having me in your guild: I have a vag. I have thick skin. I have a sense of humor. I talk about sex…a lot. We can trade really bad memes and pr0n when bored. When I’m bored or drunk, I get on vent. I also talk about lesbian fantasies when I’m really bored and will send you to brutaldildos.com b/c it’s some funny ****. I like gaming. I have a gay dog. Anything else – well talk to me while I’m not trying to think about how it’d be to bang Trent Reznor or Maynard. Log in to see images!
7 a.m. I’ve whored myself out enough for the morning. Time to get to the corner and turn a trick for coffee.
Looking forward to chatting with yall,
-Caylix
Seeing as how you seem to be genuinely interested in finding people to socialize with to help you around the game, I suggest using the wiki or trying to search flamebate for info about klans. For future reference, General Role Playing is not the place to look for a serious answer or friends. That being said, please: Log in to see images!