Bill Cosby Rap

Kids, listen to the rap music.Kids, listen to the rap music.

What do you like to play?

Kid: Pokemon!

Pokemon?!

What do you like to play?

Kid: Pokemon!

Pokemon?!

You see! The kids, they listen to the rap,

Which gives the the brain damage. You see!

With their hippin’ and their hoppin’

And the bippin’ and the boppin’

So they don’t know what the jazz is all about!

You see! The jazz is like…jello pudding.

No! Actually, it’s more like Kodak film,

No! The jazz is kinda like the new Coke,

It’ll be around forever- heh heh heh…

What’s the difference between me and you?

(Pokemon?!)

What’s the difference between me and you?

(Pokemon?!)

Hello, little fella, you like to jump rope?

What do you think candy is made out of?

Kid: Pokemon!

Pokemon?! No, actually, candy is more like Kodak film.

See! Here I go, down the slope!

Oh! I’m going, zip zop zoobity bop!

It’s OK, take your time.

Do you remember what he looked like?

I had a brother named Stewie and he used to sell bicycles.

Coo coo c-choo!

What you got there?

Oh! A BIG STUPID DOO DOO HEAD!

What do you like to play?

Kid: Pokemon!

Pokemon?!