The Cheat Posted:

It is pretty re-re-ish huh? Though I am increasingly saddened by TSB’s inability to find anything without expletives, racial slurs, or bigotry funny. You all do seem to belong together. You all have the same limited sense of comedic value.

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DEAR PEEP OR CHICKEN OR WHATEVER IT IS THAT MARKS YOU:

I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THIS SOCIETY IS FILLED WITH GOOD AND HONORABLE MEN WHO SERVED THEIR COUNTRY IN THE VARIOUS WARS AGAINST COMMUNISM THAT OUR GREAT LAND HAS BEEN INVOLVED IN FOR THE LAST SEVENTY YEARS. I DO NOT WISH TO BRAG ABOUT MY OWN SERVICE IN THE KOREAN WAR WHERE I PERSONALLY TOOK A BULLET FOR GENERAL DOUGLAS A. MACARTHUR BUT RATHER WOULD FOCUS UPON THE GREAT HUMAN BEINGS SUCH AS SGT. BRAD OLIVER PREY, WHO I BELIEVE LOST HIS LEGS TO A MINE WHILE TRYING TO SAVE VIETNAM FROM THE COMMIES, OR LT. ONCAKES, WHO PERSONALLY SAVED AT LEAST THREE DOCTORAL STUDENTS DURING OUR HARROWING INVASION OF GRENADA.

STATING THAT YOU FIND OUR SOCIETY FILLED WITH PEOPLE WHO LIKE CHICKENS AT A TIME WHEN YOU YOURSELF HOLD YOURSELF BEHIND A YELLOW – YELLOW I REMIND YOU – BIRD THING INDICATES WHO THE TRUE CHICKENS ARE HERE, AND WHO ARE THE TRUE COMMIE-FIGHTING PATRIOTS. AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I AM SENDING A COPY OF THIS LETTER TO THE ST. PETERSBURG TIMES SO THAT EVERYONE WILL KNOW OF YOUR HYPOCRISY AND COWARDICE AS SOON AS THEY GET AROUND TO PRINTING THE THREE OTHER LETTERS THAT I HAVE SENT THEM THIS WEEK.

IN SUMMARY: COMMUNISM IS THE GRAVEST THREAT THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER KNOW, AND THE SHORTBUS STANDS ARM IN ARM WITH JOE MCCARTHY IN FIGHTING OFF STALIN AND KRUSCHEV WHILE YOU BURN FLAGS AND BRAS. MAY GEORGE WASHINGTON – WHO IS CURRENTLY CRYING IN HEAVEN OVER YOUR ACTIONS – FIND IT WITHIN HIS HEART TO FORGIVE YOU.

SINCERELY,

GERALD F. CULBERTSON SR., (RET. SGT)