I got a tubmail notice late last night

Seems Deific Blunder’s calling my **** trite

Blinded in rage, wanting to maim and kill

Just to cover up that his lines aren’t ill

My ban’s up, time to retaliate

But this **** is too big for Flamebate

Go to Forumbuildr, submit “DB is a douche”

Hope it lasts a while before the downvotes cut it loose

Checkin’ out INCIT, empty like always

Don’t feel like waiting for 5 subs all day

Itembuildr’s junk looks promising and rich

Submit his avatar for “Punk bum ****”

He tubmails me back, begging me to stop

But there’s no ****ing way that I’m letting this drop

Need more coverage, open IDC

Spam emotes and bolded “**** DB”

Gearing up good, preparing to do more

When all of a sudden there’s a knock at my door

Open it up and a familiar face I found

Won’t look me in the eye, just staring at the ground

He said “it’s been fun but I’m starting to drag”

It was Deific Blunder, waving his white flag