Yo I got bored as hell late last night

I went out crusin’ looking to fight

Went by Evil Trout’s house, no one home

Then my cell rings, someone picking a bone

Deific Blunder wants to know if I’ve got his dough

I made up some excuses and he called me a ho

So I cursed his bum out said I’m on my way

He said “don’t bother unless you’re coming to pay”

I rev up my ride turned the speakers on blast

Turned the corner then started driving fast

Screech to a halt outside his abode

Reach over, grab my Gat, lock and load

Run up the sidewalk, dodging the cat

He’s gotta be standing there holding a bat

So I hit the doorbell, ready to bust

Where the **** is he? I’m in a rush

He’s not opening up, the house is silent

Creep to the side of the house to see where he went

Look in the window and what do I see?

Turns out DB is the man from goatse

I pull out my Nikon and take a pic

Jump back in my ride, gotta get home quick

Open up ImageShack, don’t want to wait

And I prepare for a ban as I post it on Flamebate