Ok. milk + bourbon = mourbon. WRONG! It equals BILK, commonly known by it’s street name as “bilge.” In the old days sailors would huff the gbumes that collected above the bilge tanks to get high on their long voyages and ease the pain of their scurvy. In 2007 children in Nambia reading their history books learned of this practice, and updated it to today’s common practice of huffing Jenkem.