I have an even more shocking statistic for you. 100% of people who have smoked crack/meth/marijuana started by breathing air. Oxygen is a gateway drug to damn near everything!

In order to protect our children we should ban oxygen in our schools and at home. I predict that if we can enforce this, all drug use will stop within 5 minutes and will last forever! The numbers don’t lie people, this is all totally true.

Of course if you actually know how anything works this is total bs, but when it comes to scaring uninformed people sometimes all you need are some numbers shouted at the parliament by an old guy in a suit.