MeatLoafFan Posted:

blended it. He blended it with the strongest blender known to man, and with the right amount of heat, the metal, cardboard and 35% cream fused quite nicely. He then sold his new drink “The Electrifier” to the mbumes, and overnight, he became the richest man in the world, with $171,634,000,001.

Then, he made the investment of his life…

by purchasing stock investments with Fleshlight. This also entitled him to any of their numerous pleasure devices free of charge, and thus would no longer have to simply fap.

But then the unthinkable happened…