My 1337sauce Brings All The Girls to the Yard Posted:

Just then someone approached him from behind. “Excuse me,” he said. Jim Poodles, read the man’s nametag, displayed prominently below a PETA symbol. “Is—” his eyed suddenly bulged as he realized his mistake, “no, WAS this your dog?”

The combination of the unexpected burn of the acid on his skin and the surprise from behind caused Pete to pull reflexively on the trigger as he turned, spraying a high-powered arc of corrosive fluid through the air, onto the children and his unexpected visitor.