Bigandtasty Posted:

The fire had spread, but not to his house; instead it immolated his trusty dog, Rufus. Pete doused Rufus with as much water as he could, but he just ended up smelling like wet dog and burnt dog at the same time. Pete screamed in anguish as he lamented the loss of his dog, and regretted parting with his fire extinguisher.

He then skinned his dog, and used his burnt, wet fur as a coat. He felt very sexy.